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A bottle of chardonnay a day can’t be that bad for you right?

#considering becoming an alcoholic #life #wine #me

Come drink with me.

Come drink with me.

#wine #me #drink #drunk




Chardonnay I love you

At dinner, with breakfast, in the shower, everywhere! One bottle down more to go!

#wine

I now spend lonely Friday nights at home eating Camembert, drinking wine and watching Weeds. It’s a wonderful life but sometimes I wish I had someone to spread the cheese on the baguette for me.

I now spend lonely Friday nights at home eating¬†Camembert, drinking wine and watching Weeds. It’s a wonderful life but sometimes I wish I had someone to spread the cheese on the baguette for me.

#cheese #Camembert #wine #Weeds

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