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I’m going to have my last Cheeses Murphy tomorrow

I think I’m going to get the Gouda Old Hockey Game which has peameal, hickory stocks, basil aioli and gouda. I’m crying already.

#cheese #food #life #personal #sad

Why does every grad school paper have to be over 10 pgs?

I keep making microwave brownies when I skip a meal and keep wanting to barf. They don’t even solidify really. I’m just eating slightly chocolate flavoured goo.

#life #food #barf #studying

Queen Celia Strikes Again

I made steak with caramelized onions and sauteed portobello mushrooms and was incredibly successful. The crust was so crispy and the inside was lightly pink, buttery and juicy.

#I can't believe I'm so kitchen vain #literally though I'm a cooking godess #steak #food

Real love

My sister bought me organic gluten free amazing quinoa and super tasty olive oil and made me cheese pies and banana bread to live off of until next week when she makes me a feast as thanks for cat sitting. I’m so happy.

#I'm not going to die at school #hungry all the time #Food

Eating freshly made rice krispies out of the saucepan with a spatula. 

Hello Friday night alone.

#friday #life #alone #food

Pickles and a french vanilla for breakfast

Now that’s what I call living.

#student life #I probably have the worst breath in the world sorry boyfriend #life #food #pickles #coffee

Is it gross if you out-eat each member of your boyfriend’s family?

#life #food #eating

Pre-midnight Snackage

How am I always hungry?

#food #life

Pemeal eggs and home fries for $6.22

Breakfast for lunch break is the ultimate.

#life #food

Meat-tastic

Gyros for breakfast.

You can’t beat meat.

#life #food #meat #love #bliss #happiness

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