A celephant never forgets so my dick remembers everything.

It’s Devil’s Night and I Haven’t Egged Anything Yet

What kind of a sad holiday is this?

It’ll be cool when I’m a granny and able to egg a house and get away with it because you gotta respect your elders.

#egg #devil's night


Since my sister is letting me stay in her apartment for a week starting May 20, I want to help out by making her dinner every night. Only problem is I don’t cook very often… So today I tried out eggs Benedict! Although I used walnut bread instead of an English muffin and butter instead of hollandaise sauce so really it was just a poached egg on toast.

#poached #egg #cooking #food

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